OK, time for Useless Pop Culture Trivia Quiz. Who said "As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly", and why?
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Answer:

On the show WKRP in Cincinnati, Arthur 'Big Guy' Carlson had the idea for a promotion to drop turkeys from a helicopter over a shopping center parking lot, only to find, to sort of borrow a phrase from Douglas Adams, that turkeys fly in much the same manner as bricks do. Les Nessman, of "More music, and Les Nessman" fame, gave us the on air coverage of the horrific event.