Fun for the entire family

Last night I was watching some of the Bears-Falcons game, amused at the sight of the boys from Georgia dealing with temps in the single digits. During commercials, I happened to flip over to AMC. The initials stand for American Movie Classics.

So what was on. A Steven Seagal movie. Yes, Ol' Squinty Eyes himself, on American Movie Classics. A sign the world is coming to an end. (Yes, the channel did make a switch awhile back to include movies that, uh, weren't exactly classics.)

It reminded me, though, of a game I invented, a game that can provide hours of amusement for the entire family.

Seagal's earlier movies all could be used with the phrase "Steven Seagal IS...", and indeed movie trailers often did just that. "Steven Seagal IS Marked For Death." "Steven Seagal IS Hard To Kill." And so on.

Well, now you can join in the fun. Just put the phrase in front of today's movies, and you too can have buckets of entertainment.

Steven Seagal IS King Kong.
Steven Seagal IS Brokeback Mountain.
Steven Seagal IS Aeon Flux.
Steven Seagal IS Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.
Steven Seagal IS Chicken Little.

You can play with true classics...

Steven Seagal IS The Godfather.
Steven Seagal IS The Maltese Falcon.
Steven Seagal IS The Third Man.

or, with musicals...

Steven Seagal IS The Sound Of Music.
Steven Seagal IS The Wizard Of Oz.

with foreign films...

Steven Seagal IS Aguirre Wrath Of God.
Steven Seagal IS Betty Blue.

with comedies...

Steven Seagal IS Dr. Strangelove
Steven Seagal IS Annie Hall.

See how it works? Now, you will never be bored during the holidays.