In Search Of... X

It's time for another installment of In Search Of... These are some of the more amusing web searches that have stumbled across my blog. (The previous installment is here.)

-signs when a guy loves you for real as a wifey?
-critical analysis of the literary metric in star spangled banner
-victimization at metro transit stations fear of crime
-have you ever felt so bad not love not like by anyone
-obsession with elevators
-2006 email of british troops crossing the river
-twinks using glory holes
-low profile jack to move vending machines
-have the president caught any in terrorist on the domestic spy
-the tribune/something bad that turned good
-search for the current comparison activities of russian mod and asian mob?
-someone send me the words to he's like a river that flows
-katie poopy diaper
-denver teeball for toddlers